Poetry Challenge: Day 9

For today’s prompt, take the phrase “Something (blank),” replace the blank with a word or phrase, make the new phrase the title of your poem, and then, write the poem.

Something Fishy

Trouble’s a-brewing

I can taste it in the air.

Storm clouds forming,

grey angry fury

ready to rain down

on me.

Poetry Challenge: Day 8

For today’s prompt, take the phrase “Let’s (blank),” replace the blank with a word or phrase, make the new phrase the title of your poem, and then write your poem.

“Let’s Drink Moonshine”

and get naked.

Dance under stars

and howl at the moon.

Kiss, hold hands

then boogie ’till

the sun comes up.

Poetry Challenge: Day 7

Day 7: For this week’s prompt, change the title of a book (that you may or may not like), make that the title of your poem, and then write your poem.

Blubbering Heights

Oh, Catherine

your whine doth

make thine ears bleed.

Mine heart trembles

to hear thy screeches

upon the moors.

Whence I attempt to hide

beneath tall grasses,

yet time and time again

you find me.

Bitter tears I shed

for your grappling paw

knows no bounds,

no shame

and you laugh

when I call the hounds.

Poetry Challenge: Day 6

For today’s prompt, use the following five words in your poem: slash, button, mask, strap, and balloon.

Splish splash,

I’ve got a mask

immersing into depths

of an air balloon.

Maniacal laughter

I skip as I slash

with buttons collecting

like trophies at my feet.

A wasteland of material,

I strap frenzied cut strips

and yell giddy-yup

as sirens wail too late.

(Note to Self: Something feels off about rhythm of poem- look at when I go back for revisions.)

Poetry Challenge: Days 1-4

This is a “catch-up” for the poetry challenge:

Day 1: Write a communication poem

Pen and paper,

dinosaurs

of communication.

Yet when I read your

tender words, written

in barely legible scratch,

my heart’s transformed

into a gooey mass.

Day 2: Write a poem about visitors.

Unexpected visitors,

In theory should be fun.

It could a million dollars

Or a handsome prince.

But alas, no, usually

It sucks.

That unexpected knock

Makes my spine limp as noodles

Boiled too long

and left for hours to simmer.

Yet I must answer

false face full of cheer,

or else I’ll be considered a 1st class twat.

Oh the audacity of these

Inconsiderate rouges!

If I had my way,

I’d not mow my lawn

 and let loose angry badgers

to nip at their ankles.

Or better yet,

Scare them forever away.

Day 3: Write either an apology or unapologetic poem

I’d Say I’m Sorry but I’m Not

You’re a two-timing louse

Infected with fleas,

in need of a neutering.

I hope you now know;

Never cross a girl

who’s an expert

in Photoshop.

Day 4: Use the phrase 100%______ for the tittle of your poem.

100% Decaf

Who dares infiltrate my cabinetry?

Placing this villainous imposter,

the scourge of tempered beans,

within my arms reach?

A saboteur of my morning ritual,

who mocks with its successful deceit,

thus rendering me unable to seize the day.